What was I thinking?

Continuing with my "May Day mayday" theme, today is all about my many ah ha moments (a.k.a. my "What the Hell Was I thinking?" moments). Below is a list of things I have bought, inherited or thought I would look good in for normal everyday wear (these were never bought to wear to a costume party or for Halloween mind you!). Look at the list below and see if you agree with this 40+ year old non-Fashionista:

Thanks to Elizabeth Teater's Flickr stream at https://www.flickr.com/photos/elizabethteater/with/4179800489/ 

• Jean leggings
• Yoga pants to wear as work clothes
• Heel-less shoes (see my post on "funky shoes" below)
• Glitter eye shadow
• Lace gloves
• The latest fitness cream to destroy cellulite
• black nail polish
• Nose ring
• Quilted peasant skirts
• Ruffled poets blouse
• leg of mutton sleeved shirt
• temporary tattoos
• cheap bras (those that tear up after a few delicate washes)
•  an epilady
• studded/spiked leather chocker
• anything chartreuse

So, what else would you add to the list?