My favorite fashion things ...

Sung to the tune of (The Sound of Music's "My Favorite Things")

Rain boots with colorful butterflies on them
Copper tweed pencil skirts with black fur-trimmed hem
Brown velvet hats that are fit for a king
These are a few of fashion's favorite things

Cream colored cardigans as soft as the fur of a kitten
White shirtwaist dresses with tiny pearl buttons
Lacy satin slips that dare-not to cling
These are a few of fashion's favorite things

Oxblood leather boots leaf pile jumping in fall
Discreet little black dresses that don't bare all
Tasteful, simple bracelets, necklaces, earrings and rings
These are a few of fashion's favorite things

When the sale ends
When the size doesn't fit
When I'm feeling unfashionable
I simply remember fashion's favorite things
And then I don't feel so terrible



For those who want to see the original lyrics to the song:

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad